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from dozens
Title: Friendship Catastrophe Author: dozens Contact: dozens@tilde.team Draft date: 2025-10-23
= Synopsis: Friendship Catastrophe, plucky young country hobbit from The Holler, straight off the farm, shares the origin of her name with her new friends
EXT. WOODS – NIGHT
Adventures YTZU (mysterious warlock), FRIENDSHIP CATASTROPHE (naive monk), and DOLORES (motherly druid) are gathered around a campfire.
YTZU: (reluctantly making smalltalk to pass the time until morning) So, um. What's with the name?
FRIENDSHIP: (Thoughtfully) Well, I guess it all started when Great Gandpappy Catastrophe was a young man. (Slightly embarrassed) You see, he was kinda responsible for the death of his entire village.
DOLORES: (Shocked) Oh my goodness! What happened!
YTZU: (Being a smug know-it-all) Let me guess! He accidentally—-or purposefully!—-lead of a gang of bandits or a bunch of orcs or something back to the village.
FRIENDSHIP: Oh no. No, nothing like that.
DOLORES: (Relieved) Oh good.
CUT TO:
EXT. REMOTE MOUNTAIN RIVERHEAD – DAY – (FLASHBACK, SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS AGO)
Young Skeetsneevil Prosperity—-who will later be known as Grandpappy Catastrophe—-is a barefoot hillbilly hobbit, dressed in too-short overalls and a straw hat, and has a chinstrap beard. He looks around furtively, slyly, and giggles madly as he pours toxic black sludge from a wooden bucket into the waters. It hisses, smokes, and burbles as it sinks into the water.
GRANDPAPPY: Hee hee! Hoo whee! Haha! Hee hee, hoo hoo! Yeehaw!
FRIENDSHIP: (V.O.) He poisoned the water.
END OF FLASHBACK:
.BACK AT THE CAMPFIRE
DOLORES: (Aghast) What!!
YTZU ^ Fascinating.
FRIENDSHIP: And I'll tell ya what.. (Leans in closer) It was quite the catastrophe!
DOLORES: Oh my gods, why did he do it?
FRIENDSHIP: He thought the villagers were all spying on him while he was asleep, stealing his thoughts, that kind of thing. Anyway, after he poisoned everybody, he was in a bit of a jam! Angry mobs, pitchforks, whatnot. Luckily some good friends of his helped him escape. And that's why my family motto has always been, “FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!”
DOLORES AND YTZU: (Groaning, Facepalms) Ai-yi-yi!
REVERSE CIRCLE TRANSITION BRIEFLY FRAMING DELORES'S AND YTZU'S EXASPERATED FACES LIKE PORKY PIG AT THE END OF A CARTOON BEFORE CLOSING ALL THE WAY TO BLACK
THE END
from rdlmda
I'm just writing this as a test / first entry, no meaningful content at all.
from Juggling Jester
Let's see how this works for me
from ~vitorg
I found this “challenge” (rather a self-improvement routine) by searching old services, and then I found dayzeroproject.com.
I'm really excited to do this! Even though I don't think I may accomplish everything on this, just the challenge it poses to myself is insane.
Hopefully, I'll be fine also.
My list is available here.
Tomorrow I'll try to accomplish the first thing: writing a letter for the end!
from mskf1383
خدانگهدار
from kindrobot
There was once a robot, so kind with a metal body, sublime! when asked who she was she'd smile so because she could only say “beep boop”
from dozens
THE BALLAD OF ONE-EYED CHARLIE Traditional Camp Lullaby
VERSE 1
Oh! One-Eyed Charlie used to have two eyes But he didn't listen to his councilor And he fell on a stick.
Always listen to your councilor! Don't run with sticks!
CHORUS:
Shut up! Go to sleep! Or One-Eyed Charlie Will come in the night And stuff you in a sack And take you down to the lake Where the frogs used to sing But they don't sing no more
VERSE 2
Oh! All of the other kids Used to make fun of One-Eyed Charlie Because he had poor depth perception So Charlie waited till they all fell asleep And set fire to their cabin with them all still in it
Always be respectful! Don't make fun of people because they're different!
CHORUS:
Shut up! Go to sleep! Or One-Eyed Charlie Will come in the night And stuff you in a sack And take you down to the lake Where the frogs used to sing But they don't sing no more
VERSE 3
Oh! One-Eyed Charlie sleeps in the ground And if you have mud on your shoes at the end of the day He'll drag you down to sleep in the earth
Always wipe your feet! Don't track dirt in the house!
CHORUS:
Shut up! Go to sleep! Or One-Eyed Charlie Will come in the night And stuff you in a sack And take you down to the lake Where the frogs used to sing But they don't sing no more
VERSE 4
Oh! One-Eyed Charlie has got a list Of all the wicked children And all the noisy ones too And the ones who don't go to bed on time
Follow all the rules! And do what you're told! Shut up! Go to sleep! If you're lucky you'll get to grow old!
CHORUS:
Shut up! Go to sleep! Or One-Eyed Charlie Will come in the night And stuff you in a sack And take you down to the lake Where the frogs used to sing But they don't sing no more
from Hammers make nails
I listened to FHB's Pro Talk podcast a couple of days ago, an interview of a lead carpenter for a remodeling company in Shoreline. Carpentry was a second career for her, formerly a graphic artist. She said she hoped more artists would enter the trade because carpentry is a creative profession and an artist's skill in seeing can be useful.
I mentioned this to R— (also a visual artist) and they said this had been something they struggled with when they first started a couple of years ago. They wanted to make something artistically good even if the work would eventually be covered up or not highly visible.
from Hammers make nails
In a small bathroom, we removed the tub to install a curbless shower. Chip some tile out, remove the drywall to take the rest of it, and put up plywood and tilebacker in preparation for the solid surface panels, which we arbitrarily decided were going to be about 86 inches tall.
The room is five feet wide, and with the vanity taking up half the length. Just before I cut the plywood B— called and asked, “how big is the bathroom doorway?”
It's only big enough for a panel 82” tall.
from t3mp0r4ry
Hello! (I do not know how to write well.)
from Hammers make nails
It's been so long since I've been on a jobsite without a mobile phone, it's hard to remember how we operated without them. Despite their many upsides I think they've contributed to one particular downside for me personally: an increase in first order seeing.
First order seeing is like first order thinking, when you try to solve an immediate problem without considering long-term consequences and knock-on effects.
I was prepping the upstairs shower pan, so I opened up the joist bay to access the drain the plumbers had left there at rough-in. Only when I cut the hole, the drain wasn't there.
It was possible the drain was just one bay over. Though that would mean cutting a bigger hole in the subfloor and cutting through the beam to move the drain over. My phone was nearby and without much thought I called H—, we discussed it and agreed I'd probably have to cut a bigger hole. H— casually said he was almost sure the plumbers had put the drain in the correct place. While we talked I was staring at the wet wall and the vent pipe in it, and somewhat without thinking reached my hand into the joist bay, under the wall, and found the pipe — just about a foot over from where I thought it would be, but still in the right bay. I just couldn't see it at first.
When I tiled the downstairs shower last week, there were two valves. One was a typical valve with a mud ring. The other one didn't have a mud ring, and looked smaller than the other. I thought it was a different kind of valve, maybe the size of a shower wand elbow, so I only cut a hole in the backer board and tile just big enough to fit around it.
After it was all done H— looked at the valve and said it was the same as the first one. It just never had a mud ring put on it, probably because the plumber had forgotten to do it. I cut out the tile and backer board in place with a hole saw and a multitool. When it was cut out I saw we put a nail plate over one half of the valve's mounting screw holes as well.
from Hammers make nails
A few days ago we started installing window sills, and somehow we decided (I don't remember why) to use a full 5/4 by 8, which would stick out from the wall a little more than typical. However we decided that was OK. When R— cut them and put them in, it was obvious they were too big. They already had everything cut upstairs, but we were about to start downstairs because that's the priority for the move-in, so we decided to cut them down later since they weren't nailed off yet, and it wouldn't be much extra work, and it would look better. We all went downstairs and started trimming.
Fast forward to today, when I was done downstairs, went upstairs, and nailed off all the window sills but the bathroom, which R— hadn't cut yet. When B— measured for the bathroom (since they hadn't cut any sills yet) we discovered all the sills upstairs were still too big because they hadn't been cut yet, because I didn't remember we had decided to cut them down. Now we decided to leave them as they were because the extra rework wasn't justified for the aesthetic harmony of upstairs and downstairs.
I've decided I need to remember my decisions.
from Hammers make nails
Last week we moved to the south side. R— was back, after two weeks out. They were sick of something undiagnosed, and we had decided if you don't get a negative test then you should stay home for two weeks. The south side has a roof to wall that's difficult to stage, with the only access off a 10/12 roof. R— is not comfortable at heights. Also the first thing to do there was put in a line of blocking with almost no room to work, where you have to rely a lot on your reach. I've got about a half foot on R— and I had trouble with that spot on the north side.
Knowing all these things I put R— on the blocking first thing. In the past I haven't pushed R— for a variety of reasons but I felt this was a good test. When they had to step away from the task for a moment I somewhat perversely didn't pick it up for them but waited for them to come back to start it. They (slowly) roped up (luckily we had a tie off point right there), and took until lunch to get halfway done, only having to redo the work once fortunately. It's not always easy to gauge how much trouble someone will have with something. I often wonder if the benefit outweighs the cost. Nevertheless when R— finished they gave a victory salute. That's always a good sign.
This past week we formed up for the pour Friday and I let R— and B— take the front porch without much direction. It was an effort at times, overhearing their discussion, not to jump in. It's a challenge to their level of ability, but it's also a challenge to my sense of control of how things should be done. When I let someone do something without much oversight, it's a real letting go. There were little things they had to redo, though that was because the plan was mostly verbal. It's a reminder a drawn out plan is worth the time.
Later R— thanked me for letting them do it on their own. I think in my position I don't have the constant oversight and it's easy to forget what it feels like to be in that position.
Just testing my new WriteFreely account...
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from nullsh
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